Everyone who manages or owns vacation rental property has had the following nightmare.
Your phone rings at 3am and the call display tells you it’s Joe, the slightly eccentric person who lives next door to your vacation home and has annoyingly achieved “early retirement” despite possessing the same marketable skill set as an untrained possum. After listening to Joe for a few minutes you understand that the nice couple who rented your vacation home was actually in town for the heavy metal pyrotechnics conference and invited everyone back to the pool for some “drinkie-poos” to keep the party going. One thing led to another and it dawns on you what the sirens you’ve been hearing in the background behind Joe are all about.